Life as I know it

  • Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
  • Me: Is ya'll hiring?

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

(via the-krusty-crew)

tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

(via sarcastic-snowflake)