circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via laughing-llama)

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

(via laughing-llama)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via laughing-llama)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

just-call-me-a-dreamer:

dansecondchannel:

“What are you doing this weekend?”

“What are you doing this summer?”

“What are you doing with your life?”

too true not to reblog

(via the-krusty-crew)

allisonthenerdmachine:

On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.

(via tveenager)